July 2012
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
Jul 1st
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cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
Jul 1st
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moderngardening: If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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“I told him it was when he was naked and wet that I liked him the best. But I...”
– Mian Mian, Candy. (via seelenlos)
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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June 2012
Jun 30th
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coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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WatchWatch
minhobodycares: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. This is why my internet is out
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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shavingryansprivates: i don’t know why people say “anyone who hates you is jealous” because like i’m not jealous of the people i hate and if i am that’s not the reason i hate them like that doesn’t even make sense
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Jun 30th
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educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
Jun 30th
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witchsistah: thelittlekneesofbees: sam-musubi: Just… too cute for words omg That baby play NO games…they were not having it. That baby like, “I onno why you doin’ all that squirmin’. We in dis bitch for the night.”
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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unfreshing: words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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~*~*MISANDRY 4 LYFE*~*~
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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mormondad: *hot body under construction*
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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cybergay: I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
Jun 29th
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