July 2012
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2boys1cup:
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
moderngardening:
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
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javelining:
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
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I told him it was when he was naked and wet that I liked him the best. But I...
– Mian Mian, Candy. (via seelenlos)
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June 2012
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coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
minhobodycares:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
This is why my internet is out
shavingryansprivates:
i don’t know why people say “anyone who hates you is jealous” because like i’m not jealous of the people i hate and if i am that’s not the reason i hate them like that doesn’t even make sense
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
witchsistah:
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sam-musubi:
Just… too cute for words omg
That baby play NO games…they were not having it.
That baby like, “I onno why you doin’ all that squirmin’. We in dis bitch for the night.”
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unfreshing:
words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
~*~*MISANDRY 4 LYFE*~*~
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mormondad:
*hot body under construction*
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cybergay:
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU