thankyoubasedsantorum: peroquevaina: ...
when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
precipitates: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
redsuspenders: cat/ham malfunction
iphone420: boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when youre flawless
boymilk: i need job hire me
You never look at me from the place from which I see you.– Lacan (via coldterror)